Dear dumbass –
Thank you so much for not being able to decide which lane to drive in yesterday afternoon. Because of your indecisiveness and my mother’s wish to not be in a wreck, you caused her to get out of your way which caused her to hit the curb. This resulted in 2 of her tires being blown out.
Thanks for causing an expense that just is not in their budget. You ass.
Sincerely,
Geekgrl